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[to Jeremy] John Beckwith: I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. Jeremy Grey: [laughing pleasurably] Oh, ha ha ha, he's joking around. Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? John Beckwith: Okay, now how many of them have cash bars? I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! John Beckwith: It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it. Claire Cleary: That's - that's very admirable. Although, don't make me out to be a saint just yet. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh, [motions to Jeremy] John Beckwith: Lap dancers for the big guy here. We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd! Jeremy Grey: I've got us down for 17 of them already. John Beckwith: And who's gonna be there to catch them? Christina Cleary: I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my captain... Father O' Neil: And now I pronounce you husband and wife. [Claire giggles again] Jeremy Grey: He's the best man. Jeremy Grey: John, you've been my friend for 16 years. Rule #32: You don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse. [John has just referred to an aunt, only to be told by a guest that she is dead] Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? [Bride at alter bursts into tears] Jeremy Grey: [watching Gloria coming up the aisle] Hello, Red! John Beckwith: [watching Claire coming up the aisle] She's all yours. Father O' Neil: And now for our next reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern. Jeremy Grey: I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.

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Jeremy Grey: [Screaming because Gloria is secretly masturbating him to the end; climaxing] HOLY SHI... Jeremy Grey: Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria? Jeremy Grey: I mean like, hunt a human being right now, "Most Dangerous Game". Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. [to impress Gloria, Jeremy has been making balloon models for the children] Gloria Cleary: You're good. Last week I did an exact replica, to scale, of Wrigley Field. Gloria Cleary: [seductively] Baby, I'm going to make all your fantasies come true. [He mumbles and moans as she gags him with his sock, then starts squirming] Gloria Cleary: [softly crying] I love you. Throw an interception to Claire, get her feeling good about herself. [cut to another reception] Bridesmaid: Mount Everest? Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah's book club. Gloria Cleary: OK then, I'll take a sports car. Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I'm pretty sure that is *not* what I've been saying to you. John Beckwith: Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there. Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. And then when she comes close to check it out, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Jeremy Grey: [Yells aloud] *That was my first Asian! Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons? [cut to another reception] John Beckwith: We lost so many good men out there. John Beckwith: Yes, with the Yankees you loose good men to trades and unruly fans.

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Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! Jeremy Grey: I don't like to talk about it because we lost so many good men out there. All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things.