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I'm more than old enough to know, so just leave it at that....... vice president, said, "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you know, we have a lot of lawyers." - from a New York Times article about Microsoft vs GPL licensing It should be a case of "Just plug in a new kernel, and suddenly your existing filesystem just allows you to do more! AND we'll throw in this useful ginzu knife for just 4.95 for shipping and handling. " - Linus Torvalds on linux-kernel It should be fixed, but it won't be easy and it won't be fast. But keep in mind that it will take months of wading through the ugliest code we have in the tree. In the meantime can people check that their mailer hasnt spontaneously added linux-kernel to their history articles before posting them ? It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead. - Al Viro on linux-kernel I recall hearing that highly-classified data must be destroyed by physically shredding the medium. (Just imagine the class of machinery required to digest an RA81 HDA.) - Mark Wood on linux-kernel Wouldn't it have made more sense to make the 'len' parameter an unsigned int? And wouldn't it be nicer if the sky was pink, and God came personally down to earth and stopped all wrans and made you king? Let's start with conslutants who kept pushing crap into said network. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2 "A unified, neutral Germany? The newly identified one-celled macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm long, large enough to be seen with the naked eye. Last, but not least, avoid cliche's like the plague. (8) Every employee should lay aside from each pay packet a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years, so that he will not become a burden on society or his betters. Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like, but Exxon has decided they smelled bad. there's a final, very addled message about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise. For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that can't be measured in monetary terms.- Dan Malek on the linuxppc-embedded list The executive, Irving Wladawsky- Berger, an I. - Alan Cox about off topic cross posting on lkml The fact that it takes more code to parse and interpret ACPI than it does to route traffic on the internet backbones should be a hint something is badly wrong either in ACPI the spec, ACPI the implenentation or both. [ Alexander Viro on linux-kernel ] Watch the attributions. And continue with those who had bred tons of worthless "certified" wankers pretending to be sysadmins, driving the wages down and replacing clued people with illiterate trash. -- Cheers, Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2 Woody: What's happening, Mr. Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me? -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2 Woody: Hey, Mr. Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. Given that nation's heritage, such a phrase may prove to be the oxymoron of the decade." -Kevin M. Described in the current Nature, "It is a million times as massive as a typical bacterium."-Time, page 25, March 29, 1993 William Safire's rules for writing as seen in the New York Times Do not put statements in the negative form. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard. (9) Any employee who smokes Spanish cigars, uses alcoholic drink in any form, frequents pool tables and public halls, or gets shaved in a barber's shop, will give me good reason to suspect his worth, intentions, integrity and honesty. I dozed off during this, but the import seems to be that dinosaurs don't have anything to do with energy policy and neither do you." -- P. O'Rourke, "Holidays in Hell" "I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. Personally, I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even

I'm more than old enough to know, so just leave it at that....... vice president, said, "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you know, we have a lot of lawyers." - from a New York Times article about Microsoft vs GPL licensing It should be a case of "Just plug in a new kernel, and suddenly your existing filesystem just allows you to do more! AND we'll throw in this useful ginzu knife for just 4.95 for shipping and handling. " - Linus Torvalds on linux-kernel It should be fixed, but it won't be easy and it won't be fast. But keep in mind that it will take months of wading through the ugliest code we have in the tree. In the meantime can people check that their mailer hasnt spontaneously added linux-kernel to their history articles before posting them ? It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead. - Al Viro on linux-kernel I recall hearing that highly-classified data must be destroyed by physically shredding the medium. (Just imagine the class of machinery required to digest an RA81 HDA.) - Mark Wood on linux-kernel Wouldn't it have made more sense to make the 'len' parameter an unsigned int? And wouldn't it be nicer if the sky was pink, and God came personally down to earth and stopped all wrans and made you king? Let's start with conslutants who kept pushing crap into said network. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2 "A unified, neutral Germany? The newly identified one-celled macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm long, large enough to be seen with the naked eye. Last, but not least, avoid cliche's like the plague. (8) Every employee should lay aside from each pay packet a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years, so that he will not become a burden on society or his betters. Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like, but Exxon has decided they smelled bad. there's a final, very addled message about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise. For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that can't be measured in monetary terms.- Dan Malek on the linuxppc-embedded list The executive, Irving Wladawsky- Berger, an I. - Alan Cox about off topic cross posting on lkml The fact that it takes more code to parse and interpret ACPI than it does to route traffic on the internet backbones should be a hint something is badly wrong either in ACPI the spec, ACPI the implenentation or both. [ Alexander Viro on linux-kernel ] Watch the attributions. And continue with those who had bred tons of worthless "certified" wankers pretending to be sysadmins, driving the wages down and replacing clued people with illiterate trash. -- Cheers, Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2 Woody: What's happening, Mr. Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me? -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2 Woody: Hey, Mr. Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. Given that nation's heritage, such a phrase may prove to be the oxymoron of the decade." -Kevin M. Described in the current Nature, "It is a million times as massive as a typical bacterium."-Time, page 25, March 29, 1993 William Safire's rules for writing as seen in the New York Times Do not put statements in the negative form. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard. (9) Any employee who smokes Spanish cigars, uses alcoholic drink in any form, frequents pool tables and public halls, or gets shaved in a barber's shop, will give me good reason to suspect his worth, intentions, integrity and honesty. I dozed off during this, but the import seems to be that dinosaurs don't have anything to do with energy policy and neither do you." -- P. O'Rourke, "Holidays in Hell" "I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. Personally, I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even $1 to have that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything: "I came by subway." Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot should someday show up and mumble them, any audience would instantly understand his long delay.[...] (IBM motto: "If you can't read our assembly language, you must be borderline dyslexic, and we don't want you to mess with it anyway"). I suspect most of the definitions are of the type "Oh, it used to be ok in the implementation even though it wasn't defined, and it turns out that Windows doesn't work if we change it, so we'll define darkness to be the new standard"..) - Linus Torvalds Interface definitions tend to be treated a little differently to "code". -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm? -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach: What's doing, Norm? Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl. a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.But as I keep trying to beat into people - if you are going to mix GPL and non GPL code see a lawyer - thats what they are there for - Alan Cox on linux-kernel And there was much suffering among the people, for g was a necessity. But give me the rambling rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and together we'll face the world. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions. -- Norman Augustine If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.Edison's design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is the brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again. Why not give it one more try based on the approach I've out- lined and see if you can come up with something fresh." Our final award for courageous holding action in the field of industry goes to supervisor, R.

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I'm more than old enough to know, so just leave it at that....... vice president, said, "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you know, we have a lot of lawyers." - from a New York Times article about Microsoft vs GPL licensing It should be a case of "Just plug in a new kernel, and suddenly your existing filesystem just allows you to do more! AND we'll throw in this useful ginzu knife for just 4.95 for shipping and handling. " - Linus Torvalds on linux-kernel It should be fixed, but it won't be easy and it won't be fast. But keep in mind that it will take months of wading through the ugliest code we have in the tree. In the meantime can people check that their mailer hasnt spontaneously added linux-kernel to their history articles before posting them ? It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead. - Al Viro on linux-kernel I recall hearing that highly-classified data must be destroyed by physically shredding the medium. (Just imagine the class of machinery required to digest an RA81 HDA.) - Mark Wood on linux-kernel Wouldn't it have made more sense to make the 'len' parameter an unsigned int? And wouldn't it be nicer if the sky was pink, and God came personally down to earth and stopped all wrans and made you king? Let's start with conslutants who kept pushing crap into said network. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2 "A unified, neutral Germany? The newly identified one-celled macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm long, large enough to be seen with the naked eye. Last, but not least, avoid cliche's like the plague. (8) Every employee should lay aside from each pay packet a goodly sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years, so that he will not become a burden on society or his betters. Of course, no one knows what dinosaurs smelled like, but Exxon has decided they smelled bad. there's a final, very addled message about facing challengehood tomorrow-wise. For the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that can't be measured in monetary terms.

to have that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything: "I came by subway." Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot should someday show up and mumble them, any audience would instantly understand his long delay.[...] (IBM motto: "If you can't read our assembly language, you must be borderline dyslexic, and we don't want you to mess with it anyway"). I suspect most of the definitions are of the type "Oh, it used to be ok in the implementation even though it wasn't defined, and it turns out that Windows doesn't work if we change it, so we'll define darkness to be the new standard"..) - Linus Torvalds Interface definitions tend to be treated a little differently to "code". -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm? -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach: What's doing, Norm? Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl. a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.But as I keep trying to beat into people - if you are going to mix GPL and non GPL code see a lawyer - thats what they are there for - Alan Cox on linux-kernel And there was much suffering among the people, for g was a necessity. But give me the rambling rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and together we'll face the world. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions. -- Norman Augustine If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.Edison's design was a brilliant adaptation of the simple electrical circuit: the electric company sends electricity through a wire to a customer, then immediately gets the electricity back through another wire, then (this is the brilliant part) sends it right back to the customer again. Why not give it one more try based on the approach I've out- lined and see if you can come up with something fresh." Our final award for courageous holding action in the field of industry goes to supervisor, R.

We could argue all day, but there was lots of computer work done before PCI and PCs. - Al Viro on fixing drivers Basically, ioctl's will _never_ be done right, because of the way people think about them. Most would not even have a CLUE that the cards were based on the tulip chipset / driver. It may be related to the recent problem with ditto copier history outbreaks on Linux S/390 and the infamous 'pdp-11 memory subsystem' article routing bug that plagued minix once. "OK," says the clerk, writing it down, "how long you want 'em? (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books. "One of the few real novelties at Epcot is the use of smell to aggravate illusions. fare hike and the accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.Any further difficulties, open the second envelope.Then, if problems continue, open the third envelope.Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soon be found in thousands of American homes, where it basically sat until 1923, when the record was invented. Our Achievement Awards this year are in the fields of publishing, advertising and industry.

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